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Danni : How are you feeling this evening, Sergeant?John : Absolutely bloody knackered, Sergeant.
Who’s in the mood for some Porn-ter ?Happy Topless Tuesday the RArmy !
Strike Back, ep 01

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Danni : How are you feeling this evening, Sergeant?
John : Absolutely bloody knackered, Sergeant.

Who’s in the mood for some Porn-ter ?
Happy Topless Tuesday the RArmy !

Strike Back, ep 01

390 notes

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes)

126,182 notes

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

73,090 notes

kanencat37:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

171,422 notes

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

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puchupuchupuchupuchu:

seadeepspaceontheside

比爾博寫了這首歌。我會像在新headcanon,他寫的時候,他是在BOFA。感謝佚名。

((((;゚Д゚))))

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

25,434 notes

bookgeekconfessions:

I broke out in the kind of laugh that just sounds horrible when overheard from another room.

bookgeekconfessions:

I broke out in the kind of laugh that just sounds horrible when overheard from another room.

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a-spoon-is-born:

blue-author:

I don’t understand this. Shouldn’t it be -1 in the radical, for the joke to work? The square root of 2 is, like pi, both an irrational number and a real number. This just makes pi look like a liar and the square root of 2 look like a hypocrite.

someone write this fic pls and bring the drama

a-spoon-is-born:

blue-author:

I don’t understand this. Shouldn’t it be -1 in the radical, for the joke to work? The square root of 2 is, like pi, both an irrational number and a real number.

This just makes pi look like a liar and the square root of 2 look like a hypocrite.

someone write this fic pls and bring the drama

(Source: notalwayslearning.com)

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There’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first, but I was absolutely adamant.

Peter Capaldi, Sunday Times Magazine

(via lordwhat)

Peter Capaldi might just save Doctor Who…

(via sherlocked-by-watson-in-asgard)

Sometimes I remember that Peter Capaldi is now the Doctor and I cry and my tears are hope.

(via savewilliamgraham)

(Source: colemancutie)

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